What you missed: this week in pop

For all of you who are behind the times and don’t have a Twitter, full-time lunatic and part-time rapper Nicki Minaj deleted her account on Monday. Why? Because “a voice in my head told me to delete my Twitter and that’s what I did,” she said. That sounds reasonable.

Lady Gaga drinks of out a Britney Spears thermos, and tweeted a picture. Awkwardly, Britney Spears didn’t tweet back with a picture of a Lady Gaga cup.

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Sheree Whitfield confirmed this week that she is leaving the hit Bravo reality show. Now it’s time to focus on She By Sheree!

Lots of girls on Instagram this week hated on Alexa Chung for having skinny legs. Alexa Chung is who again…?

Snoop Dogg was one-upped at Coachella by a hologram of the dead rapper, Tupac. Snoop Dogg has yet to recover from “California Gurls.”

The world is still out to get Lindsay Lohan. Leave Lindsay alone! Do we need to get the new porno-riffic Chris Crocker to make a video for this struggling starlet too?!

Longtime America’s Next Top Model stars Nigel Barker, J. Alexander, and Jay Manuel will all be leaving the show after cycle 18. Their replacements will (HOPEFULLY/wishfully/in my dreams) be Courtney Stodden as creative director, Real Housewives of New York’s Alex McCord as runway coach, and Mario Lopez’s horny dog as head judge.

And finally, Meryl Streep likes to stare at bananas while sitting on the toilet.

 

Alex Hughes is a sophomore at Sarah Lawrence. He was born in the Bible Belt and works as an editorial assistant at The Faster Times. You can follow him on Twitter @TheAlexHughes.

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